Documenting Mike Smithson's Intellectual Decline Since 2023

TO DEMENTIA

AND BEYOND

"D'oh." — Mike, eventually

BREAKING: MIKE SMITHSON WRONG AGAIN, SOURCES CONFIRM  •  MIKE DOUBLES DOWN ON INCORRECT STATEMENT  •  LOCAL MAN REFUSES TO GOOGLE IT  •  MIKE SMITHSON CONFIDENTLY INCORRECT FOR 3RD TIME THIS WEEK  •  EXPERTS BAFFLED: HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW THIS  •  MIKE SEEN ARGUING WITH A WIKIPEDIA PAGE  •  SOURCES: MIKE HAS NEVER BEEN RIGHT ABOUT SPORTS  •  BREAKING: MIKE SMITHSON WRONG AGAIN, SOURCES CONFIRM  •  MIKE DOUBLES DOWN ON INCORRECT STATEMENT  •  LOCAL MAN REFUSES TO GOOGLE IT  • 
1Times Mike Was Wrong
1This Month's Damage
1This Year's Damage
SportsFavorite Delusion
MIKE'S EST. IQ
97

Early signs of chronic wrongness detected.

MIKE'S PERMANENT RECORD

#1Sports Expert (He's Not)May 4, 2026

MIKE SMITHSON PREPARES SCOUTING REPORT FOR TEAM THAT LOSES EVERYTHING

Thinks a scouting report for a 5 win softball team is "helpful"

The Verdict: Mike's treating a beer league dumpster fire like it's the Yankees, probably color-coding a binder nobody asked for.